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Friday, June 13, 2014

Mt. Rushmore: Fictional movie detectives

John McClane Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, A Good Day to Die Hard/ Best moment- Die Hard/ Worst moment - A Good Day To Die Hard/ Box office total: $1,435.1/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? McLane is an icon. He has an iconic catchphrase. He lost hair in every sequel, he's a heavy smoker and a screw up. He also gets the job done every. single. time. Need I say more?
Alonzo Harris Training Day/ Best moment- Training Day/ Worst moment - N/A/ Box office total: $104,876,233/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? He said this. Period. End of story.
Axel Foley Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Beverly Hills Cop 3/ Best moment- Beverly Hills Cop 2/ Worst moment - Beverly Hills Cop 3/ Box office total: $735.5/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? He wore this the entire series. He represented Detroit. His sequel was better than the original. (the third film never happened) He defined the 80's and ushered in the comedy/action genre.
Martin Riggs Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Lethal Weapon 4/ Best moment- Lethal Weapon 2/ Worst moment - Lethal Weapon 4/ Box office total: $955.2/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? He had to deal with this guy. He almost did a billion at the box office. He also said this. Case closed.