Mt. Rushmore: The Orange is the New Black Edition (so far...)

Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren is a crucial piece of the fabric that is OITNB. From the moment she appeared on screen she endeared herself with fans of the show. Viewers decide quickly if a character is memorable or not and she made an indelible mark. From run-ins with inmates to her unique way of getting her point across. When people think of OITNB it's hard not to picture her or her antics.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov immediately screamed authoritative to me. The way she controlled the kitchen with an iron fist. The inmates respected her power and her people backed her at every opportunity. Until things started to unravel she probably had the most respect in the prison.

Yvonne "Vee" Parker
I have an affinity for villains. Soon as we are introduced to Vee she comes across as cold hearted, calculated, and manipulative. She is a chameleon and whatever the situation calls for she transforms into. Once you think she's backed into a corner she isn't. Anything is possible and you never know what will happen if a situation involves her. People love a wildcard.

George "Pornstache" Mendez With any show that involves prison the correctional officers usually play a significant role. OITNB is no different. Mendez is the prototypical bully who abuses his authority. He makes and breaks rules anytime he sees fit. People walk on eggshells around him and he craves the power. He is intertwined with plenty of major plot points and he never fails to say or do something to keep you interested.

When customers tell you this...

I DON'T READ.

Mt. Rushmore: Fictional movie detectives

John McClane Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, A Good Day to Die Hard/ Best moment- Die Hard/ Worst moment - A Good Day To Die Hard/ Box office total: $1,435.1/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? McLane is an icon. He has an iconic catchphrase. He lost hair in every sequel, he's a heavy smoker and a screw up. He also gets the job done every. single. time. Need I say more?

Alonzo Harris Training Day/ Best moment- Training Day/ Worst moment - N/A/ Box office total: $104,876,233/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? He said this. Period. End of story.

Axel Foley Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Beverly Hills Cop 3/ Best moment- Beverly Hills Cop 2/ Worst moment - Beverly Hills Cop 3/ Box office total: $735.5/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? He wore this the entire series. He represented Detroit. His sequel was better than the original. (the third film never happened) He defined the 80's and ushered in the comedy/action genre.

Martin Riggs Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Lethal Weapon 4/ Best moment- Lethal Weapon 2/ Worst moment - Lethal Weapon 4/ Box office total: $955.2/ Why do they belong on Mt. Rushmore? He had to deal with this guy. He almost did a billion at the box office. He also said this. Case closed.

The Booksigning Chronicles 1st Entry (Harlem Book Fair 2011)

Harlem, U.S.A. July 23rd, 2011 11:43 am

It is literally 100 degrees out there and I'm thinking why in the hell am I out here and not under an AC with a cold glass of lemonade? These books need to move.

Now the day before the fair I had to diffuse a crisis situation (with the help of my peoples of course). That morning along with Amore, one of my newest authors, and her publicist, China we were on the road in route to NYC.

When we finally arrived I couldn't ask for a better spot then the front of the book fair. We had a cooler full of water, a nice table set-up (courtesy of Amore) and we were ready.

Everybody that entered had to pass our table. I would say the first 30-45 minutes we were on fire. We got the bulk of our customers in the first couple of hours. The thing is 85 percent of the people who bought our books had to be enticed to come to our table. A general misconception is that you set up a table with books and smile and people will flock over. NOPE. I take pride in persuading a person to purchase my work. I don't have the recoginition yet of my peers (striving to get!)so I have to work harder to build a following.

2:39pm

By this time we've hit a dry patch and most of the people we see are "just browsing". Some of the responses to me:
"I only read female authors"
"I'm not buying anything today" (Then they come back pass our table with another book)
"I'll be right back"
"I'm making my first rounds"

My point is NO is alright to say. I can't possibly sell a book to every person. Some of the responses still were funny though.

3:58pm

My brother/marketing director/best friend/etc. is there now and he starts bringing people to the table and once someone is at the table there like a magnetic force that brings more people to the table. It basically started to pick back up.

For the final couple of hours our sales were staggered and we stayed right up until the last minute.

Overall I thought the fair was a good expirence. I first went in 2008 as an author and there were more authors and patrons that year and every year since then they both have declined. I'll continue to go as long as they have it. The great thing about going was I know what I was going for. I had a set goal and I hit it. I wanted to network with new people and put my brand out there. And if I can move some books in the process, I'm cool.

Sometimes it can be frustrating standing out there with the sun beaming down on you and customers passing you up but I'm thankful for the people who took a chance on me. Selling books is an artform that has to be praticed to perfection. You have to give that potential buyer a good reason to skip over someone to try you.

I met a few author's and saw some I haven't seen in a while. At the end of the day I was glad that one of my author's got the chance to go and expierence the book fair and we had a good time.
I even sold a few books when I got back home.


I couldn't ask for more.

-MQW

Side Note: I wish I could get my money back for that garbage Soul Food I had!!!!!!!!!